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LATE ONE NIGHT Oct 23, 2006 16:30:10 GMT -5

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Post by Theenormityofitall on Oct 23, 2006 16:30:10 GMT -5

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him
BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP..

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

faster...

faster...

BUMP...

BUMP..

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

The coffin stops!

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Kristy Langford Moderator Posts: 770	LATE ONE NIGHT Oct 23, 2006 16:41:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kristy Langford on Oct 23, 2006 16:41:31 GMT -5 Hahaha, that's a good one!
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ZombieGirl79 Administrator Posts: 2,393	LATE ONE NIGHT Oct 25, 2006 0:31:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZombieGirl79 on Oct 25, 2006 0:31:00 GMT -5 LMAO !
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superbeast Moderator Superbeast Of Horror It's a perfect world.....then i woke up. Posts: 360	LATE ONE NIGHT Oct 29, 2006 3:41:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by superbeast on Oct 29, 2006 3:41:35 GMT -5 Bored Norm
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Theenormityofitall Administrator Posts: 814	LATE ONE NIGHT Oct 29, 2006 12:41:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Theenormityofitall on Oct 29, 2006 12:41:00 GMT -5 superbeast said: Bored Norm Huh?
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ZombieGirl79 Administrator Posts: 2,393	LATE ONE NIGHT Oct 31, 2006 23:52:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZombieGirl79 on Oct 31, 2006 23:52:27 GMT -5 I think it is fucking funny .
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Theenormityofitall Administrator Posts: 814	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 1, 2006 1:29:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 1, 2006 1:29:03 GMT -5 That's right sb it was funny. Laugh at it.
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Riff™ Administrator Wang Chung Tonight! Posts: 258	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 1, 2006 3:24:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Riff™ on Nov 1, 2006 3:24:31 GMT -5 I get it lol.
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superbeast Moderator Superbeast Of Horror It's a perfect world.....then i woke up. Posts: 360	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 6, 2006 2:05:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by superbeast on Nov 6, 2006 2:05:59 GMT -5 lol, i meant because you must have had time to think up that badboy, just figured you were bored.
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Theenormityofitall Administrator Posts: 814	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 7, 2006 2:25:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 7, 2006 2:25:28 GMT -5 superbeast said: lol, i meant because you must have had time to think up that badboy, just figured you were bored. lol me think up something like that? The lady next door sent me the joke. I thought it was funny!
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ZombieGirl79 Administrator Posts: 2,393	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 7, 2006 23:41:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZombieGirl79 on Nov 7, 2006 23:41:50 GMT -5 Oh your neighbor sent you that Norm ?
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Theenormityofitall Administrator Posts: 814	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 8, 2006 21:39:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 8, 2006 21:39:37 GMT -5 admin said: Oh your neighbor sent you that Norm ? Yeah. Did you think I made it up? It was one of those jokes someone makes up and passes around.
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ZombieGirl79 Administrator Posts: 2,393	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 9, 2006 0:29:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZombieGirl79 on Nov 9, 2006 0:29:13 GMT -5 Oh sorry i just thought it was funny .
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Theenormityofitall Administrator Posts: 814	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 9, 2006 0:55:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 9, 2006 0:55:06 GMT -5 Sorry about what? LOL..I thought it was funny too.
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ZombieGirl79 Administrator Posts: 2,393	LATE ONE NIGHT Nov 9, 2006 1:00:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZombieGirl79 on Nov 9, 2006 1:00:16 GMT -5 LOL
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Post by Theenormityofitall on Oct 23, 2006 16:30:10 GMT -5

Post by Kristy Langford on Oct 23, 2006 16:41:31 GMT -5

Post by ZombieGirl79 on Oct 25, 2006 0:31:00 GMT -5

Post by superbeast on Oct 29, 2006 3:41:35 GMT -5

Post by Theenormityofitall on Oct 29, 2006 12:41:00 GMT -5

Post by ZombieGirl79 on Oct 31, 2006 23:52:27 GMT -5

Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 1, 2006 1:29:03 GMT -5

Post by Riff™ on Nov 1, 2006 3:24:31 GMT -5

Post by superbeast on Nov 6, 2006 2:05:59 GMT -5

Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 7, 2006 2:25:28 GMT -5

Post by ZombieGirl79 on Nov 7, 2006 23:41:50 GMT -5

Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 8, 2006 21:39:37 GMT -5

Post by ZombieGirl79 on Nov 9, 2006 0:29:13 GMT -5

Post by Theenormityofitall on Nov 9, 2006 0:55:06 GMT -5

Post by ZombieGirl79 on Nov 9, 2006 1:00:16 GMT -5